"Please do not worry about dropping food on the floor. It will not be wasted as we will feed it to our staff."
"mooli's are so meta."
"If you find a better indian roll with delicious fillings wrapped in homemade rotis, then please do not tell us. Honesty."
"Mooli's is the ideal food for self-hating Indians and those who are unable to properly use an apostrophe."
"Don't be a door Knob, buy a mooli."
"A number of people have mentioned how they had a similar idea to mooli's. How nice."
"Mooli's: where cows, goats, chickens and channa come to die."
3 comments:
LOL @ "mooli's are so meta" what is that!?? love it.
and you know i love:
"Don't be a door Knob, buy a mooli."
the rest are trying too hard :-)
these are too clever for me!
TAB, can you write some copy for our fab new soups.
1. Wholesome dhaal (lentil) soups and 2. Malabar chicken stew.
How about:
The mofo of soups
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